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September 2, 2026 • 6 mins

Charlamagne Tha God Gives Donkey Of The Day To A Serial Butt Sniffer Who Strikes Again After He’s Caught Sniffing Another Woman’s Cheeks. Listen for more. 

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
It's time for donkey of the day. There's a bunch
of donkeys out here. I'd make donkey of the day.
Call donkey of the day. It really caught me off guard.
We live a life where we bite our tongue based
off who we may offend. We never would say anything.

Speaker 2 (00:12):
Give it to him.

Speaker 1 (00:13):
Give it to him. You are a donkey. That is
why Charlotte made it to you.

Speaker 2 (00:20):
Ha ha ha.

Speaker 1 (00:21):
Some donkey todays just saw themselves. On The Breakfast Club. Okay, Chalamet,
who you giving donkey of the day to today?

Speaker 3 (00:27):
You know, donkey of the day for Wednesday, September 2nd
goes to 39-year-old Khalees Crowder.

Speaker 1 (00:32):
If that name sounds familiar, it's because he's a booty
boogie man, okay? An ass goblin, all right? The Grim Chica,
all right?

Speaker 3 (00:39):
He is a serial butt sniffer, and he was arrested
again after employees at stores in Glendale, California allegedly caught
him doing what he does best, And that's crouching behind
people and attempting to smell their ass.

Speaker 1 (00:51):
Let's go to NBC4 News for the report, please.

Speaker 2 (00:54):
The man, the so-called butt sniffer, is apparently under arrest again.
We have exclusive video that shows 39-year-old Khalees Crowder inside
a store in Glendale where, once again, he is accused
of smelling people's behinds.

Speaker 3 (01:08):
NBC4' s Tracy Leung joins us live from that business right
now in Glendale with details of the new arrest. Tracy.

Speaker 2 (01:16):
Yeah, Carolyn and Colleen, the owner here at the Big
Save Discount Store called police after they noticed a man
bending down attempting to sniff customers. In this video, you
see the man who police have identified as 39-year-old Khalees Crowder.
Witnesses say he was trying to sniff people inside the store.
Police arrested Crowder on Friday around 3.30 after reviewing this

(01:38):
surveillance footage from Big Save Discount Store. and video from
another store, Marshall's, which is about three and a half
miles away, where Crowder was allegedly doing the same thing.
Police say Crowder was cooperative and was booked for a
parole violation. This is not the first time Crowder has
been caught for inappropriate behavior. Last year in July, Crowder

(01:58):
was arrested at the Burbank Nordstrom Rack after police received
reports of someone roaming the women's department and sexually harassing
a female customer. Then one month later, he was arrested
after allegedly sniffing a woman's behind inside a Walgreens store
in Burbank. Investigators say Crowder has a history of similar
offenses in Glendale and Burbank dating back to 2021.

Speaker 3 (02:20):
At this point, I need to see him on Vlad TV. Okay, Vlad,
you need to get to the bottom of this bottom sniffer, okay?
I'm not serious enough to have this. I'm not mature
enough to have that kind of conversation with him, okay?
Because if you keep in score, you just heard what
they said. That's four documented arrest incidents tied to this
kind of behavior. But reports describe a much longer history. OK, Khalees,

(02:42):
what are you searching for? OK, in my mind, you're
an alien from another planet and you're searching for something
that has been buried in an anus somewhere in California. OK,
it's something that's the equivalent of an infinity stone. And
it's been hidden in someone's rectum on this planet. And
Khalees has to find it. Maybe he's a Green Lantern, okay,
investigating an alien conspiracy, and he has to anal probe

(03:05):
people for the investigation. This has happened way too many
times for it to be normal, okay? Khalees has a problem,
and you don't just wake up and become Jack the Sniffer, okay?
I don't know what got Khalees to this point, but
I do know... Everything you desire does not deserve expression. OK,
human beings have strange impulses. Human beings have strange addictions.

(03:26):
Human beings have strange kinks. OK, we have thoughts we
probably never admit publicly, but that's what discipline comes into play.
And being disciplined doesn't mean you don't have impulses. OK,
discipline means your impulses don't control you. OK, but they
definitely control Khalees. Khalees clearly enjoys the aroma of anus

(03:47):
in the morning. The best part of waking up is
my nose in someone's butt. That is a direct quote
from Khalees' Facebook.

Speaker 1 (03:56):
I'm lying. I made that up.

Speaker 3 (03:57):
But, Khalees, okay, these women didn't consent to have their
asses be your nose candy, okay? Look, you can, you know,
do whatever you like if you got consent. Without consent,
you are violating somebody else's peace. That's a crime, okay?
And that's the issue. I don't think Khalees knows he's
doing anything wrong. He's really sick because insanity is doing
the same thing over and over and expecting different results.

(04:19):
And this brother has reportedly been arrested multiple times, okay,
which proves something about human nature. consequences don't change people
who haven't decided they want to change, okay? Sometimes punishment
just creates an intermission. And him going to jail right
now was just another intermission. You can lock somebody up,
you can embarrass them, you can fine them. But if
the thinking doesn't change, you haven't ended the behavior, okay?

(04:42):
You just put it on a quick commercial break, all right?
This man is 39 years old and he's a Darien Damon, okay?

Speaker 1 (04:50):
When he was younger, he was probably a teenage mutant
truffle pig, okay?

Speaker 3 (04:53):
Look, I don't care if it's sex, money, food, drugs, attention, power,
whatever your appetite is. If you don't learn how to
control what you crave, eventually what you crave will control you. Khalees,
never in my life have I wanted someone to keep
their nose out of other people's business more than you.

Speaker 1 (05:15):
Please give Khalees Crowder the sweet sounds and the hammer tones. Oh,
now you are the donkey.

Speaker 3 (05:31):
I don't know if I want to see him on
Vlad TV. I don't know if I want to see
him on Drink Champs. Because both could be, you know,
equally as entertaining. But then I want to see him
sit with a psychotherapist like Elliot Connie. I just need somebody.
To get him to tell his life story.

Speaker 1 (05:53):
What is the charge? Is it harassment? What was the charge?
To be honest with you, I ain't even care. It
has to be harassment. You sniffing somebody's ass, yo. Without consent. Yeah, like, no,
that has to be some type of assault or harassment.

Speaker 3 (06:07):
But that's my question is because, you know, because you
can walk by somebody and go, smell it, but that's
not a harassment. No, that's just your ass because you
don't wash it.

Speaker 1 (06:12):
But if you continually do that. If you just walking by.
What is the charge? If you walk by somebody and
you smell ass without trying to smell ass, that's a problem.
That is a problem. I'm just curious, like, what is
the charge? It's a sex offense, man.

Speaker 2 (06:25):
Yeah, like.

Speaker 3 (06:26):
That's my private area and I'm in the store shopping
or whatever and you walking up.

Speaker 1 (06:30):
To me like behind me. Yeah, you got your nose
in my ass. Sniffing ass. Hell no. Yeah, that's some
type of sexual offense. It's definitely a sex offense. You're
going to have a lot of ass to sniff in jail.
Sure is. Thank you for that donkey today, sir.

Speaker 3 (06:43):
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