The Trial of Santa Claus

The Trial of Santa Claus

You have been selected as members of the jury for the trial of the century: The Trial of Santa Claus.Santa Claus is on trial, and Christmas is at the risk of being cancelled. Is the Yuletide the most wonderful time of the year, or is it a flagrant and soulless excuse for capitalism? Laudable Podcasts is putting Saint Nick in the dock, and over the course of 12 episodes for the 12 days of Christmas, ‘The Trial of Santa Claus’ will decide whether it’s Ho Ho Ho for Father Christmas - or No No No for Papa Noel.The defence is led by Dan McLaughlin, a festive fanatic and the size of one of Santa’s elves, who will argue in favour of Christmas. He will defend the cheesy jokes in crackers, belt out the earworms with pride, and yes, he will put up his tree tremendously early.The prosecution is led by self-confessed Scrooges, Kelly Crichton and Matt Millard. They will argue ‘oh no it isn’t’ to pantomime, they will deck you if you want to Deck the Halls with boughs of holly, and believe that Michael Bublé should be left frozen in the North Pole.In each episode, ‘The Trial of Santa Claus’ will cover either a Christmas tradition, carol/song, or a festive film. From Mariah’s warbling to mulled wine, Christmas shopping to whether Die Hard is actually a festive flick, the prosecution and the defence will put their case forward to you: our listeners and members of the jury.After each episode airs, you will be able to vote on the outcome of that day in court by visiting our Twitter page @LaudablePods.If you agree with the defence, Santa’s salvation edges nearer; or if you agree with the prosecution, Saint Nick is closer to the nick.By the end of the 12 days, ‘The Trial of Santa Claus’ will determine Father Christmas’ guilt or innocence - and whether he can ride his sleigh with his reindeer ahead of the big day itself.The Trial of Santa Claus is a Laudable production, presented and produced by Kelly Crichton, Dan McLaughlin, and Matt Millard. The podcast was created by Dan McLaughlin.

Episodes

December 24, 2021 16 mins
This is the final day of the Trial of Santa Claus. Over the past 12 days, the prosecution and the defence have presented their evidence for and against Christmas traditions, films and songs - and now it is time for you to decide whether Santa Claus is innocent or guilty. Before you cast your final vote, the prosecution and the defence present their closing statements. Kelly Crichton argues that Father Christmas is a "negligent f...
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It's the penultimate episode of The Trial of Santa Claus - the podcast that puts Saint Nick in the dock, charged with the crime of Christmas. In today's court proceedings, the prosecution and defence - led by Kelly Crichton and Dan McLaughlin - present the evidence FOR and AGAINST the traditional Christmas dinner. Will you be plating up turkey and all the trimmings on the big day? Or would rather stuff the stuffing up your - erm ...
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December 22, 2021 14 mins
Is the Nativity the Greatest Story Ever Told? Or should we pull down the curtain at last for these cringeworthy school productions? The Trial of Santa Claus is now in its tenth day, and we are inviting you - our listeners - to decide the fate of Saint Nick. As our appointed members of the jury, you will hear evidence from our prosecution and defence - and you will be able to cast your vote. The prosecution - led by Matt Millard ...
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December 20, 2021 13 mins
We welcome you once again to the trial of the century: yes, Santa Claus is in the dock, and the prosecution and defence will present the evidence for and against the imprisonment of Saint Nick - and the cancellation of Christmas. So far, we have argued the case for and against Christmas trees, shopping, pantomimes, cracker jokes, and more - and on this day in our Christmas court, you - the jury - will be asked to deliberate on th...
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Welcome back to The Trial of Santa Claus - the Christmas podcast that has appointed you as a member of our jury. Over 12 days in our Christmas court, you will decide whether our chimneys should be blocked this year, or if we should unclamp Rudolf and let the sleigh ride high once again?In today's court proceedings, the prosecution and the defence - led by Kelly Crichton and Dan McLaughlin - will ask whether it should be 'Oh Yes It ...
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Welcome to Day 7 of the Trial of Santa Claus - the podcast that charges Saint Nick with the crime of Christmas, and appoints you as the members of the jury. Should Father Christmas get used to porridge over mince pies? It's your call.In today’s court proceedings, the prosecution and the defence - led by Kelly Crichton and Dan McLaughlin - present the evidence for and against that 80s classic: Last Christmas by Wham! Will you be pla...
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December 17, 2021 12 mins
We are halfway through The Trial of Santa Claus - the podcast that puts Christmas in court.You, our listeners, have received your summons, and have been appointed members of our jury, as you decide whether Christmas should be cancelled or saved. Today, the action is moving from the North Pole to Buckingham Palace, as the prosecution and defence - led by Kelly Crichton and Dan McLaughlin - debate the Queen’s Christmas Speech.Should ...
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December 16, 2021 12 mins
It is the fifth day of The Trial of Santa Claus, and the attention of the prosecution and the defence turns to Die Hard.Is the Bruce Willis action classic really a Christmas film, or should it take a plummet from Nakatomi Plaza? The defence, led by Dan McLaughlin, is in the Yippee-ki-yay camp, whilst the prosecution, led by Matt Millard, argues that it should have been left on the cutting room floor.After hearing the evidence, we a...
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December 15, 2021 13 mins
The Trial of Santa Claus has reached its fourth day, and the fate of Christmas is in the hands of our members of the jury. Should Santa Claus get used to porridge over mince pies? You decide!Christmas shopping is under scrutiny from our prosecution and defence. Dan McLaughlin, our resident festive fanatic, will present the evidence in favour of Christmas shopping, arguing that it provides a welcome boost to our struggling businesse...
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December 14, 2021 14 mins
Welcome back to The Trial of Santa Claus, the podcast from Laudable that puts Christmas on trial. Whilst it may not be a laughing matter for Saint Nick, today's court proceedings will look at the evidence for and against Christmas cracker jokes.The prosecution led by Kelly Crichton pulls apart the so-called "jokes", arguing that the very last thing crackers will do is crack you up. And the defence, led by Daniel J. McLaughlin, will...
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December 13, 2021 15 mins
The Trial of Santa Claus resumes, and on the second day of our Christmas court, we are asking you - our appointed members of the jury - whether you love putting up your Christmas tree, or if you think it is a load of old baubles!The defence, led by Dan McLaughlin, will present the evidence in favour of O Tannenbaum, saying it is NEVER too early to put up your Christmas tree. In fact, you may not be putting up your decorations early...
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December 12, 2021 18 mins
Court is now in session, and the trial of the century has begun. Santa Claus is in the dock charged with the crime of Christmas, and you have been appointed as our members of the jury to deliberate on the evidence. Should Christmas be cancelled or saved? It's your choice. On the first day in our Christmas court, the prosecution and defence will present their opening statements, defending the honour of the holidays - or arguing th...
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December 7, 2021 3 mins
Welcome to the trial of the century! Christmas is in court, and Santa Claus is in the dock.You are invited to become members of the jury as the defence and prosecution put the case forward to either cancel or save Christmas. Over 12 days in December, the defence - led by Dan McLaughlin - and the prosecution - led by Kelly Crichton and Matt Millard - will present the evidence for the pros and cons of a Christmas tradition, carol/son...
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