Armstrong & Getty Select Cuts

Armstrong & Getty Select Cuts

Armstrong & Getty Select Cuts features only the absolute beefiest segments from the broadcast show! Well Done, and thoroughly satisfying--enjoy them with friends!

Episodes

March 18, 2024 2 mins

The show went there... it's some T.T. (Toilet Talk) Todays topic: The Bidet.

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Spring Break has sprung and all hell has broken loose in Ft. Lauderdale.  Jack reminisces about saying he'd work out and then he'd go drinking...

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March 15, 2024 2 mins

It's time for a fond look back at the week that was... it's C.O.W. Clips of the Week! 

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March 15, 2024 10 mins

Bernie Sanders is floating around the idea of a four day work week. Seems like people are into it because it was talked about on the late night shows and the crowd went wild. 

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March 14, 2024 4 mins

This is a trip. One of our great listeners managed to create a clip of A.I. Jack! He actually made a pretty startling declaration in the clip. 

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There was a study done, by a mattress company, that said that people who sleep in separate beds sleep better. Emphasis on "by a mattress company." How many stats are true? It seems not many... 

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March 12, 2024 12 mins

Joe brought us a really interesting piece from The Honest Broker about how art is dead and we are all basically scrolling ourselves to death. 

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March 11, 2024 2 mins

Jack brought up a story about some pro-Palestinian protesters destroying an old painting... There has to be some way to deter these people from doing this! Joe's form of punishment just might work... 

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March 11, 2024 12 mins

Joe brought us a series of stories from the "Gender Bending Madness" file. 

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March 8, 2024 2 mins

Katie started this fight. Joe was telling a story about how he unleased something on his dog. Did he misspeak or did Katie mishear? 

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March 8, 2024 2 mins

It's time to take a fond look back at the week that was... It's C.O.W. - Clips of the Week! 

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March 8, 2024 1 min

Jack told a story about how he absolutely came unhinged and yelled at his son's orthodontist the other day... Here is a follow up. 

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The guys broke down some of the analysis coming in after The State of the Union (campaign) speech.

Also, Senator Katie Britt with her bizarre post S.O.T.U. video... SPOILER ALERT: Jack thought it was hot. 

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March 7, 2024 10 mins

Jack had an unfortunate experience at the orthodontist yesterday and somewhat lost his cool. Overwhelming vote says that he was in the right but apparently there was some unhinged yelling...

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March 7, 2024 3 mins

TSA is trying out a "self-checkout" version for the airport. This is already proving to be a problem, but the guys hope it might stop TSA agents from yelling at them. 

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March 6, 2024 1 min

Another hot race in California is for the LA District Attorney... where once again the "Marxist, George Soros appointed" George Gascon is looking like he's going to win. The guys have an alternative idea... 

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March 6, 2024 1 min

It looks like the Senate race in CA has come down to Adam Schiff and Steve Garvey. If you're familiar with the show, you know how Jack feels about Adam Schiff and this sent his blood pressure up a bit.

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This one came from the Free Beacon and it shows how the border crisis can completely change the place you live. 

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March 5, 2024 4 mins

This was Joe's favorite headline of the day: America Is Swimming In Sauce.  This is where we also learned that the Getty household might have an issue. 

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March 4, 2024 5 mins

Jack almost fell victim to a Craigslist scam the other day. These scammers are getting good and some are even linked to the cartel. Stay vigilant, friends! 

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