Donkey of the Day: Middle School Students Allegedly Put Bodily Fluids On Food Served To Teachers

Donkey of the day goes to the middle school students who allegedly put bodily fluids on food served to teachers!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Let's don't be a dusty because right now you want
some real It's time for Donkey of the Day. So
if we ever feel I need to be a donkey
man with the hero, did she get the lease I
had become Donkey of the day to practice club bitches, Yes,
dunkey today for Tuesday, May twenty first National Notorious Big Day,

(00:23):
it goes to a group of middle school students in Ohio, Okay.
The school is called High's Middle School. It's located in Powell.
I think I pronounced that right, Powell. Of course, no
names have been released in regards to this situation because
these middle school kids are just that kids, all right.
And let the record show I was a badass little
kid around seven. For eighth grade is when I really
started being disruptive. Most of my disruptions came in the

(00:44):
form of Franks. I was all about the joke. I
wanted to laugh, okay, and I wanted you know, I
would get that laugh regardless of who I had to
embarrass to get it. Now, my teachers used to be
on the receiving end of a lot of this disruptive
energy I was giving out. Oh, we used to terrorize teachers.
I want to tell you some stories, but you're also
sensitive nowadays, you'll might try to get me punished for
things I did in seven for the eighth grade. Okay,
that's why I write books, though, And you can go

(01:04):
get my New York Times bestseller Black Privilege to read
all about my old wild out days. Now, I will say,
I'll tell you one. And you know I have seen
bodily secretions. You used his props in a prank. Okay.
I have a cousin who wants told to teach you.
You have something on your nose. The teacher said what,
and he said it's right there. And she said where,
And he, with suffocation on his finger, proceeded to say,

(01:27):
right there, smear a little poop patte under her nose
where her mustache would be. Listen. In seventh grade, I
thought that was hilarious. At forty, I do think it's disgusting,
all right. And I often ask myself what the hell
was wrong with us? And I'm bringing that up because
when I saw this story this morning in the New
York Post, I had to think, in seven for eighth grade,
would I have done something like this? The answer for
me would be no, would my friends and family, I've

(01:48):
done something like this. Well, I just told you what
he did with a little dipe for gravy to a teacher,
So it's possible. But I want you all to think
back to seven for eighth grade. Put yourself in this
mindset and ask yourself, would you have done with these
kids that Hyatt Middle School in Ohio allegedly did. Let's
go to WVN STBs ten for the report. Police a
disturbing allegation against middle school students tonight, and investigation is

(02:10):
underway into whether they put bodily fluids on food fed
to their teachers. The alleged assaults happened Thursday in a
global Gourmet class at Hyatt's Middle School. Olin Tangee School
says it was during a student cooking competition that students
allegedly contaminated food they were serving to teachers who were
judging the contest. More specifically, students are alleged to have

(02:33):
put urine and or seamen onto creeps fed to teachers.
According to information received by the Delaware County Sheriff's Office,
a video of some portion of the acts was circulating Thursday.
School administrators learned of the alleged act and contacted police tonight.
The Sheriff's office is actively investigating, but has not yet
filed charges. The charge that could apply is felony assault

(02:57):
because it was committed at school and against a teacher.
That's right, you heard correctly. These kids put a little
two ball throat cream in some crapes. All right. First
of all, I wouldn't have done this in middle school
because I didn't ejaculate until at least ten crape, all right.
I didn't have sex and masterbid until high school, so
I wouldn't have known how to produce that man shot
around command if I tried. All right, Number one, kids,

(03:18):
if you did this, why would you record it? All right? Nobody?
Nobody would have known it was any nut butter in
the crapes if you didn't record it. Now, the authorities
are working with schools officials and conducting lab tests to
see if it was indeed the cream of some young
guy in the crapes. All right, now, Okay, I have
nothing else to say about this. Donkey of the day, Okay,
because Donkey of the day, it is all about giving
people the credit they deserve for being stupid, and I

(03:40):
think we can all agree. Putting a little penis putting
in the teacher's trapes. It's indeed stupid, all right, Please
give these kids at the Hyst Middle School the biggest
see hall. Also keep in mind the lawyer for one
of the students said to use caution before reaching any conclusion,

(04:02):
and I agree with that, all right. This could be
a misunderstanding or there might be a lotion called caution,
and reaching a conclusion is sling for letting off that
pecker snot all right, your kids, You guys are disgusting,
bro Listen, the kids know how betterf be lucky they're
not in Alabama, all right, pool around to go to
jail for dumping all those babies down to drink. All right, okay,

(04:23):
so you would put your finger in your poop to
put it on your teacher, you know? All right? Well, Matt,
you should spit on a toilet paper and wipe your button.
And according to doctors, those crapes are perfectly fine because
the bacteria the back hair from cooking the crapes, the
heat kills all the seams from the back hair in
the seam. According to doctor os