Date My Abuelita, First!

This week we are going on a ride… a scooter ride, of course. We meet our main dater, loveable Sonia, who runs with a pack of free-wheelin’ lesbians every Sunday, taking over the streets on their scooters and calling themselves the lesbian little rascals. She has that “old school spirit” – opening doors, paying for dates – that Abuelita Liliana can appreciate, and she considers herself a gentlewoman.  Sonia is defying lesbian stereo...

This week we meet a very special main dater, Ane, who loves other-worldly genders and dancing and just happens to be one of Vico’s partners. In this episode, Abuelita Liliana learns more about polyamory from Ane and the contestants. She adds some vocabulary words to her tool belt; “Siri…define metamours, Siri…define compersion”.  Our two beloved hosts certainly don't always see eye to eye when it comes to dating, and that is very o...

Main dater this week, féi, is looking for that unidentifiable, “je ne sais quoi” swagger in a potential love match. féi brings a telenovela main character energy and is hoping to find “the homie you get to explore life with”. Abuelita and féi bond over being 310 girls. She shares with Abuelita Liliana the impact of growing up queer and undocumented and wanting to honor Inglewood in her artistry now. We meet 3 very different contest...

The episode this week is for the golden oldies. We take you back to a simpler time; Abuelita Liliana and our main dater, Alberto, frequented clubs and bars around Los Angeles, back before Abuelita was an abuelita and Alberto was a… Soltero Dorado. Our main dater, Alberto used to be a playboy who had a whole tool belt full of pick up lines. Now, he is a handyman and actor who is looking for love. Abuelita Liliana does her old friend...

Even though family minded main dater this week, Zacarias, is looking for a wife, his Abuelita is his number one. On this episode; we meet three contestants, a previous main dater, a self-admitted u-hauler, and a fun-focused Angelino. The contestants play a game of “Ride of Love” and Liliana describes her own 5 husband thrill ride. The contestants learn some valuable lessons in “Lessons in Love”. Zacarias says his tía and tío are an...

Our main dater this week, Daniel, knows he likes a pretty face but it means some of his relationships have been a little tumultuous. Daniel was a contestant on Episode 9 “Scotty: Contestants All Agree; Daddy Needs a Kiss, Will They Get It?” and he woo’d us with his candid answers (remember boy p*ssy?), so he came back to be the star of his own episode. Daniel likes to be a fixer, but now is looking for more emotional reciprocity an...

This week we get the insider scoop on Abuelita Liliana’s world and meet her friend, main dater Michael. He is known as the ultimate connector, but has been unlucky in love. Michael hasn’t dated in a while, and Abuelita isn’t afraid to call him out on it. We meet three contestants; a writer with a penchant for sensual touch, a comedian-actor heartbreaker, and a radio personality. They show off their abilities to plan a romantic vaca...

This week’s main dater, Jocelyn, says her own abuelita is her best friend. But Jocelyn is ready to put her romantic fate in our Abuelita Liliana hands, especially because Jocelyn says she has “tried every dating app under the sun”, without much success. Jocelyn admits to hooking up with machismo gym rats, but is looking for a Dr. Spencer Reid type to cuddle up with on a Friday night. Today’s possible crushes include an improviser w...

This week, Abuelita meets Benite who wasn’t allowed to date until she was 18, and says she “had a lot of catching up to do”. Benite was raised catholic in an immigrant family and, “being queer was not an option” Now, Benite accepts all parts of herself and all the types of people she is attracted to, including himbos and “nerds who can hang”. She is excited to try out dating intentionally and being explorative.  On this episode, Be...

This week we meet community oriented Giovanni who is a self described “hopeful romantic”. He is ready and eager to put the future of his next date into Abuelita’s hands, especially because of his own appreciation of abuelitas. In this episode, we introduce 3 potential candidates who have lots of fun “gabbing and yapping” with each other. They play a round of “Love Policy” where we get to hear them lay down the law and a surprising ...

This week we meet 22 year old Scotty, a columnist who brags he’s gone on more dates than he can count. Abuelita hopes that her date will be the one that lasts. We meet 3 contestants; a comedian who could woo Abuelita with his eyes, an activist who teaches Abuelita what bussy is, and an aspiring make-up artist who knows to ask for a little attention. They play a round of “Dating App Daddies” and a table slapping game of “Dick-tionar...

In this episode of Date My Abuelita, First! we bring back previous contestant Marian as a main dater and prepare to get a little spooky. Marian confesses to Abuelita a history of picking the wrong types of guys, and even a pattern of being cheated on. Even though she recently went solo-traveling, Marian is hoping to find a travel companion, and maybe even to ride their surfboard… Abuelita meets three handsome contenders; a film sco...

After a stint of treating Tinder like Grindr, this week’s main dater, Kristianna is ready to turn to Abuelita for some grandmotherly guidance. In today’s episode we meet a poetic actor, a lover boy apocalypse prepper, and a family minded doctor-to-be. Our talented contestants make assumptions about each other and test out possible futures as wrestling maniacs; with wrestler names like “Heavenly Thighs” and “Thunder Tits”, it seems ...

This week’s main dater, Javier says the hardest part of his nomad lifestyle is dating. On today’s episode the contestants get asked what they would bring to a deserted island during a round of rapid fire questions and give us their “hot takes” on topics like; Bloody Marys at night, keeping spiders in the house and no election this year. Will Abuelita find a match who is ready to get down and dirty with cross-country biking Javier? 

Multi-talented musician Ari signs up to Date My Abuelita, First, but is surprised to discover their ex is the host! Three contestants brave meeting their potential main dater’s Ex before ever meeting their date. The contestants provide a must-listen playlist during the game,“Record Reactions” and their communication skills are tested in a game of “Acronyms”. This episode begs the question; can your ex find your next? 

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Influencer and musician Marcy is looking for a long term love after a tumultuous previous relationship. This episode’s contestants include a rugby-loving b*tch of the pitch, a ceramic making heart-throb and a dance-choreographer smooth talker. Abuelita gets a double dose of “Assumptions” and “Queer Bingo” and the contestant really wow her with their reads. Will Abuelita find a romance who won’t uhaul with our charming main dater?

Guy, with a tough exterior and soft interior, is looking to build a future with someone ready for the same, with one caveat, "must love cats". On today's episode Abuelita meets three creative contestants, who play a category based game, “If I Were…”, and “Housewife Strife”, inspired by the main dater’s love of the Housewives franchise. Will one of these contestants start some Housewives level drama? And will Capitana Liliana be abl...

Candle-maker cutie Hannah is looking for a stable partner who loves dogs. On today’s episode, Abuelita grills three contestants with very different personalities ranging from more introverted to Big Personality to see if anyone is up to snuff. The contestants play a heinous round of Would You Rather and also play a creative twist on Truth or Drink. Will Abuelita choose a softer personality type or a more gregarious character to win...

Triple scorpio Rufus knows he could be a walking red flag, but he’s a real sweetheart. On today’s episode, we meet three possible “goth GF” hopefuls that will have to win over Abuelita if they want to win over this “Gómez.” The contestants play “Two truths and a lie,” and also play a very spicy round of What’s “IN” and What’s “OUT” for 2024. Will one of these hopefuls brew a love potion strong enough to win over Abuelita?

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