Alchemy This

New gym were weights are animals.

Scratch off lottery tickets.

Traffic stops/orgasms.

Football down by the river.

Employees go to coworkers funeral.

Settlers of Catan.

Camping trip has slasher music in the woods.

Patient wakes up to see surgery on wrong knee.

Peruvian tour guide knows nothing about Peru.

Amateur kidnapping.

Truck stop in space.

Struck by lightning.

Jello.

Leonardo Da Vinci’s brother Chuck.

Mysterious island produces 7 times more geniuses.

Superman has a 2nd secret identity, Take 2.

Paranormal hunter goes to cryptozoology school.

Executive board meeting of “Robert’s Rules of Order” club.

Dirty old lady hits on LifeAlert dispatchers.

Statham’s Taint Vape.

Failed improv comedian is a celebrity childcare specialist.

A day at the IV League School

A kid runs away and has to prove themselves to veteran runaways

An alien posing as a human working in customer service.

Shitty time travelers.

Snoofa, “Hold the door” and “Can you buzz me in” at IHOP.

Minimum security prison.

Superman has a second secret identity.

Moses faces demands from those he freed. 

The drummer is late to the gig.

Police show up to remove an alligator.

Attic of an Applebee’s.

Stranded in National Park with very little supplies.

There’s a genie in a bottle of ketchup.

Shia LeBeouf hears Chris Alvarado wants to fight him.

A vape shop.

Diego the tortoise who saved his species retires to an uninhabited island.

FOMO

A group of dinosaur friends attend the birthday party of a religious dinosaur friend.

Serial killer accidentally invents a teleportation device.

Why cats don’t give a fuck.

An ad company pitches to the mob.

Trouble at the peanut butter factory.

Auction house under siege.

Employee of a fast food taco place hates his job, gets promoted.

Teach a dinosaur how to weld.

The incredible misadventures of Mullet Man and Trans Am Tim.

Ultimate beastmaster-style competition…”Can you beat soup?”

Crew of astronauts on International Space Station have been up there too long.

TV network scrambles to fix reality show that casts all sober people.

Pentagon braces for nuclear war after misinterpreting “OK Boomer.”

Divorce Court.

Sandwiches Without Borders.

Satan’s Kids at Summer Camp.

James Heaney plays a Bond villain taking over a coffee farm.

Socially awkward and unintentionally offensive guy goes to a “How to pick up women” workshop.

Well-known DJ forgets their USB stick.