Alchemy This

Family enters a haunted house…ghosts act normal and boring.

Teenagers in a small town in Iowa.

A grandpa tells grandchildren stories from the Vietnam War.

 Burger.

Loud upstairs neighbor.

Comedy night at a Russian gulag.

Tina, an adoption agent, visits homes to assess the suitability.

Aliens invade the planet during a pandemic.

Clue-style haunted house murder mystery.

A fishing guide who thinks they know where all the good fish are, but really don’t know anything.

Marvin McCue uses his new cell phone to chat with family and friends.

Hostage situation training exercise devolves into an actual hostage situation.

Alchemists slowly begin to learn about James Franco.

Mousetraps.

A meeting between elves dwarfs humans and other fantasy creatures deciding whether or not to breed.

 Nikki Schitts makes a comeback as a youth pastor.

Sci Fi novelists go on Yoga retreat and leader isn’t what he seems.

2040 — Joey Greer wins the presidency and creates the new national anthem.

Jacinda Ardern kidnapped by US in bid to change leadership.

QVC host goes on a thrill ride with an Aquarius gem.

Bear Grylls takes “James Heaney” on a wilderness survival trip.

Butt, Pizza, Small town sheriff.

Confident Count Dracula asks in Sarasota, FL.

An aspiring criminal finally gets selected to commit his first crime, and calls a clean up crew to cover his tracks.

How the Louisiana Senator got his groove back.

Therapist begins to suspect their clients are all undercover therapists.

Horror movie icons catch up at bar after work Poopo’s.

Lead actor of a show is so disliked that they sabotage him during the show.

Antiques roadshow cops.

Nudist beach catastrophe.

Players of World of Warcraft are sucked into the game.

Most regrettable tattoos shop.

High school kids in the nationals of a competition.

Turns out Super Mario Bros based on real people.

First monster mash dance hosted by gay Dracula.

A group of people delirious with fever trying to communicate with one another.

Crew of US Navy sailors deployed without any knowledge of how to run a ship
Norway and Australia join forces vs them.

Young couple goes to seedy humane society, adopts puppy that is a 3,000 year old demon.

Dark mages make scratch ’n’ sniff stickers.

Seance from the late 1800s.

Aliens pick-up a faint radio transmission from Earth.

Two folk musicians need a room for the night.

The Can You Buzz Me In guys get find new jobs.

High School student council picks prom theme.

Wikipedia editorial board meeting running through changes to Kevin Pollak’s page

What is life like this days?

Prude couple surrounded by nudists, ridiculed for wearing clothes.

Meeting to brainstorm new ideas for national defense.

Some southern people who have never seen snow get stuck traveling up north…

Taxi drivers vs Uber drivers….

Nazi spy is undercover at a bed bath and beyond…

A family isolating at home discovers that COVID-19 has been over for years.

President Trump and a James Heaney type get to be in a telenovela.

The podcast Murder In The Time Of Gwen on a world tour.

Joey is a garbageman passing by his own house.

A fan wins a guest spot on Alchemy This, and is terrible.

Video gaming grandma streams live on twitch.