Alchemy This

Teach a dinosaur how to weld.

The incredible misadventures of Mullet Man and Trans Am Tim.

Ultimate beastmaster-style competition…”Can you beat soup?”

Crew of astronauts on International Space Station have been up there too long.

TV network scrambles to fix reality show that casts all sober people.

Pentagon braces for nuclear war after misinterpreting “OK Boomer.”

Divorce Court.

Sandwiches Without Borders.

Satan’s Kids at Summer Camp.

James Heaney plays a Bond villain taking over a coffee farm.

Socially awkward and unintentionally offensive guy goes to a “How to pick up women” workshop.

Well-known DJ forgets their USB stick.

Two different spy teams stumble upon each other when spying on drug cartel.

First time parents take a newborn care class.

Hidden life of pasta.

 Mr. & Mrs. Foamhaaans.

The Curse of The Mummy.

Vegetarian themed fight club.

Murder mystery ala Agatha Christy.

Hoax crop circle makers run into aliens making real crop circle, and aliens created Steve Buscemi.

Hypnotized to talk in different language when hear trigger word.

Antartica. That is all.

CIA tries a coup in U.S.

Another day at the world’s worst accounting office — Fabricio & O’Malley Accounting and Memento-guy.

Superheroes and villains plan a showdown in the age of social distancing.

Construction workers at Stonehenge vs. Druids.

Misfit actors
on a low budget remake of Star Wars.

Family enters a haunted house…ghosts act normal and boring.

Teenagers in a small town in Iowa.

A grandpa tells grandchildren stories from the Vietnam War.

 Burger.

Loud upstairs neighbor.

Comedy night at a Russian gulag.

Tina, an adoption agent, visits homes to assess the suitability.

Aliens invade the planet during a pandemic.

Clue-style haunted house murder mystery.

A fishing guide who thinks they know where all the good fish are, but really don’t know anything.

Marvin McCue uses his new cell phone to chat with family and friends.

Hostage situation training exercise devolves into an actual hostage situation.

Alchemists slowly begin to learn about James Franco.

Mousetraps.

A meeting between elves dwarfs humans and other fantasy creatures deciding whether or not to breed.

 Nikki Schitts makes a comeback as a youth pastor.

Sci Fi novelists go on Yoga retreat and leader isn’t what he seems.

2040 — Joey Greer wins the presidency and creates the new national anthem.

Jacinda Ardern kidnapped by US in bid to change leadership.

QVC host goes on a thrill ride with an Aquarius gem.

Bear Grylls takes “James Heaney” on a wilderness survival trip.

Butt, Pizza, Small town sheriff.

Confident Count Dracula asks in Sarasota, FL.

An aspiring criminal finally gets selected to commit his first crime, and calls a clean up crew to cover his tracks.

How the Louisiana Senator got his groove back.

Therapist begins to suspect their clients are all undercover therapists.

Horror movie icons catch up at bar after work Poopo’s.

Lead actor of a show is so disliked that they sabotage him during the show.

Antiques roadshow cops.

Nudist beach catastrophe.